zackisontumblr: what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble
The Entire Plot of The Avengers
How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already been shy trek into darkness (but with a night light)
rneerkat: u might ask what a praying mantis prays for. the answer is a good womantis to spend its life with
Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny.– C. S. Lewis (via dailydoseofstuf)
Quotes that fit a little too well together
The Doctor: What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?
Dean: I don't know, maybe pick up the phone and tell us that a raging psychopath was dropping by!
Sherlock: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Castiel: Then again 94% of all psychopaths think they're sane.
Moriarty: You're just getting that now
orlopzi: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? He’s not until someone touches him